The Issue on Hand
Setting: Living room
@mit watching the TV on the couch munching on pop corn( Sports Channel. Minnesota Vikings v/s GB Packers. 4th Quarter. Vikings need a touchdown and all hopes on Dante)
My wife in the kitchen, cleaning up.
My wife(lovingly) Can you clear the trash honey?
@mit munching on pop corn...munch munch
My wife (a bit irritated): are you listening?
@mit biting the nails now cause it the the 3rd down and 10
My wife (shouting at the top of her voice): shut the damn TV. Clear the trash
@mit still biting on his nails and praying to all GODS that Dante does it.
My Wife standing next to me and still shouting: CLEAR THE TRASH
My Wife (shaking me, taking the remote and shutiing the TV) : Are you even here?
@mit: What are you doing? Can't you see....
My Wife: Can't you listen, I am shouting for last few minutes. You never listen to what I say.
You need to check your ears.
@mit catches the feeble shouts of his neighbors shouting because of the touchdown and starts dancing.
My Wife (sobbing now): you cannot even hear me but you can listen to the neighbors TV and the score... My god ... what happened to you...
I always knew nothing was wrong with me
Cause: Men process female voice differently (I do it even better)